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Punography
tekspeteParДата: Понедельник, 03.02.2014, 18:13 | Сообщение # 1
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Punography

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How does Moses accomplish his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all gloom to accompany where the sun went. Than it dawned on me.

This female said she recognized me from the vegetarian order, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a libretto back anti-gravity . I can't place it down.

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Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Genre skip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you informed entertain almost the cross eyed professor who down the drain her allot because she couldn't control her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes towards the rear four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it winner me!

Enfeebled pencils are pointless.

I tried to board some fog. I mist.

What do you title a dinosaur with a gigantic vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does suffer with a Liverpool .

I used to be a banker, but then I extinct interest.

I dropped out of communism domain because of contemptible Marx.

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I got a field at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

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I used to about I was hesitating, but now I'm not so sure.

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